Something That Can’t Be Unseen
So you’re at home by yourself completely wrapped up in your guilty pleasure, some drama filled TV show that makes you forget all your morals once a week. In walks your significant another confidently moving pass the couch your parked on. Although you hear him, you aren’t really paying much attention to his appearance. As your show heads into a commercial you get a glimpse of something that can’t be unseen. Your man who left home 6 hours ago for a haircut is standing before you with three times as much hair as you. Your man who left home with barely 2 inches of hair now has a head full of locks. What do you do?
Donald Trump Continues To Ruin Lives
I know you’ve seen this trend. Men with fake dreads, afros, braids and just about everything else. This is not the kind of thing that shows up October 31st. It’s April and he was simply in the mood for a new look. This man woke up and felt in his spirit that a male weave was best for his life. He wasn’t balding, just in the mood for some tracks that JayZ didn’t produce. I don’t understand this trend at all. It’s like Donald Trump has somehow gained political power and convinced our men that bad hair extensions were cool too. Although I do make strong attempts to not be judgemental, I’m judging and respectfully decline to consign this mess. Let’s be clear the only men I’m talking about are guys like Fetty Wap. Call me Petty Wap because those dreads he borrowed from Future look exhausted. For those of you balding and looking for a confidence boost I get it, it’s weird but, I get it.
I just need this trend to die and never come back like Ed Hardy and toe rings. Because, if a man with a weave tells me anything negative about my hair we have a problem.
Let’s say he isn’t dealing with balding and just wants to switch it up. Ladies, how are you reacting to male weaves?